Trojan Simultaneous Orgasm udalosti hity Conrad Hotel
Minulý piatok v noci bol hotel Conrad v New Yorku miestom, ktoré bolo propagované ako najväčší simultánny orgazmus na svete. Zatiaľ čo to znie ako masívne orgie / výkonné umenie, ktoré sa deje – duch 1967, živý a dobre v Battery Park City? – to bol vlastne sladko krotký večer, sponzorovaný Trojan Lubricants, v ktorom šesťdesiat deväť párov (dostať to?) zhromaždili sa v luxusnom butikovom hoteli, no, daj si to.
Po kontrole sa páry – všetci, ktorí vyhrali bezplatnú noc v Conrade prostredníctvom trójskeho prezradenia – odišli do svojich izieb, kde našli výber najnovšieho sortimentu lubrikantov, županov, čokolády Prosecco a Vosges. “Súčasný orgazmus” sa mal odohrať okolo pol hodiny; či sa to dostane do Guinessovej knihy, môže byť na diskusiu. Koniec koncov, 10 je trochu skoro pre tieto aktivity: v našej izbe, prinajmenšom, izbová služba práve prišiel.
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Last Friday night, the Conrad Hotel in New York was the place that was promoted as the largest simultaneous orgasm in the world. While it sounds like a massive orgy/performance art happening – spirit of 1967, alive and well in Battery Park City? – it was actually a sweetly tame evening sponsored by Trojan Lubricants, in which sixty-nine couples (get it?) gathered at the luxury boutique hotel, well, there you go. After check-in, the couples – all of whom won a free night at the Conrad through Trojans giveaway – retired to their rooms, where they found a selection of the latest lubricants, robes, Prosecco, and Vosges chocolate. The “contemporary orgasm” was supposed to happen around half an hour later; whether it will make it into the Guinness Book of World Records remains to be seen. After all, 10 is a little early for these activities: in our room, at least, room service has just arrived.